Why do my old friends from primary school keep breeding?
Well it’s taken me long enough to remember why I hate being at home - my dad’s a fucking bellend.
I’m trying to save my parents some money so for my birthday I’m asking for stuff I need for uni and I think this is possibly the saddest list I’ve ever made:
It’s gonna be a wild one this year.
Well I was not expecting that.
Apparently I’ve lost just over half a stone since going to uni.
It’s nice to be home but I didn’t think I would be this bored this quickly.