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'Allo Sailor.
"If you throw me in the jungle I'll come out with a Chinchilla coat and a Leopard Hat."
For my “brother” on his birthday.
Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?
(via whybedennydifferent)
Why do my old friends from primary school keep breeding?
Well it’s taken me long enough to remember why I hate being at home - my dad’s a fucking bellend.
I’ve just found that I can use webcam effects on my laptop and I’m crying.
I tell you there’s something on the wing! It’s some kind of gorilla man!
(Source: dumbmug)
(Source: gotham-city-hardcore)
I’m trying to save my parents some money so for my birthday I’m asking for stuff I need for uni and I think this is possibly the saddest list I’ve ever made:
- An Italian textbook
- Peppermint tea
- Coffee
- Dried fruit and nuts
- Umbrella
- Vitamin tablets
- Febreeze
- Slippers
- Alcohol?
- Felt tips
It’s gonna be a wild one this year.
Well I was not expecting that.
Apparently I’ve lost just over half a stone since going to uni.
What.
I’m proud of my wrapping skills this year.
It’s nice to be home but I didn’t think I would be this bored this quickly.
