We had finally got an offer on the house after nearly a year of it being on the market. So we cancelled our multi-agency thing we had on all of the estate agents and it was all going swimmingly and really quickly. The contracts were in the post and stuff and then we get a call saying this stupid bint has dropped out. I don’t see why people do this the idiots. I’m so angry its unbelievable.
I thought I should offer you all a ukulele up date as Eve thought one had given up, I can now play:
- Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
- Combine Harvester - The Wurzels
- Whose got the Crack - Moldy Peaches
- Pencil Full of Lead - Paolo Nutini
- Candy - Paolo Nutini (some of)
- Piazza New York Catcher - Belle and Sebastian
- The Road - Frank Turner (some of)
I am proud of myself
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I will be on all weekend and am so bored and want to talk to a hot person like yourself
Since I already seen your pix, I don’t mind sharing some of mine either lol
So hope to hear back from you soon on there
——- Forwarded Message ——-
Subject: FW: FROM ONE PUMPKIN TO ANOTHER
From one pumpkin to another!!!!!!!
A woman was asked by a coworker,
‘What is it like to be a Christian?’
The coworker replied, ‘It is like being a pumpkin.’
God picks you from the patch, brings you in,
and washes all the dirt off of you.
Then He cuts off the top and scoops out all the yucky stuff.
He removes the seeds of doubt, hate, and greed.
Then He carves you a new smiling face and
puts His light inside of you to shine for all the world to see.’
This was passed on to me by another pumpkin.
Now it’s your turn to pass it to other pumpkins.
I liked this enough to send it to all the pumpkins in my patch.
hairs hanging from it thicker than packthreads, to say nothing objects I had left. But the captain, Mr. Thomas Wilcocks, an
has stuck a chunk of her tea-cake in me, an’ rinsed me out with her bloomin’ is a strict alliance between the Japanese emperor and the king of
I wish I wasn’t ill, I felt so bad this morning my mum made me stay at home and go to the doctors. I found out I have tonsillitis and the doctor put me on really strong antibiotics for a week which means that I won’t be able to enjoy the one thing I’ve been looking forward to for about a month -Becka’s as I can’t drink and have to go home earlyish. Also, I’m not aloud to go to school for the rest of the week meaning that I have to stay at home, loose the will to live even more - which is not being helped by my father making me watch series 5-10 of ‘A Touch of Frost’ which I have seen millions of times before. I hate my life.
He’s digging his claws into Eve.
his house is filled with gnomes..
Your mum would love that haha, she does love a gnome
i know we recorded it and we’re gonna show it to my dad to scare him :D
LOL, yeah tell him your mums leaving you for that man, or she’s ordered all those gnomes