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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>‘Allo Sailor. 
“If you throw me in the jungle I’ll come out with a Chinchilla coat and a Leopard Hat.”</description><title>CHA CHA</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @thepervert)</generator><link>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>For my “brother” on his birthday.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bcae142b0e1c40d9e0451e659a9bd653/tumblr_mlh5jidRJf1qbntgfo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;For my “brother” on his birthday.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/48313362616</link><guid>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/48313362616</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 00:35:00 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>
Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/449825085a5a0d9cd9c724118bb763f1/tumblr_mleq9y96gZ1rvnnvyo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9bf87bae003368e0f2ac35ea12a77e01/tumblr_mleq9y96gZ1rvnnvyo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9cf354b351104ba2748459d73681cfb6/tumblr_mleq9y96gZ1rvnnvyo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d7332e981d8ccce6423b22bceff66621/tumblr_mleq9y96gZ1rvnnvyo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9767a984da2ec39614c0fad2db5e7c15/tumblr_mleq9y96gZ1rvnnvyo5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/757daa7eae2689a020c2119eb8073574/tumblr_mleq9y96gZ1rvnnvyo6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9399c1d1e84b1d6d15ac256f9b448ca4/tumblr_mleq9y96gZ1rvnnvyo8_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e56ad3bee3f8c0953ae4f7e3bbbb375b/tumblr_mleq9y96gZ1rvnnvyo9_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/704489d990e6c7ff0cf5446db607423e/tumblr_mleq9y96gZ1rvnnvyo10_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/55f56cf9344d3a9f39797769d96531da/tumblr_mleq9y96gZ1rvnnvyo7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;Has anyone in this family ever even &lt;em&gt;seen&lt;/em&gt; a chicken?&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/48289268279</link><guid>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/48289268279</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 18:59:37 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Why do my old friends from primary school keep breeding? </title><description>&lt;p&gt;Why do my old friends from primary school keep breeding? &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/48279065018</link><guid>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/48279065018</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 15:44:14 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Well it&amp;#8217;s taken me long enough to remember why I hate being at home - my dad&amp;#8217;s a fucking...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Well it&amp;#8217;s taken me long enough to remember why I hate being at home - my dad&amp;#8217;s a fucking bellend. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/48195661781</link><guid>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/48195661781</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 13:46:59 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>I’ve just found that I can use webcam effects on my laptop...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/33ab0cb9a9e6a97507b082cef5fa343a/tumblr_mgh0vvyvPA1qbntgfo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bc18d58a381004afeab047fbc8e68104/tumblr_mgh0vvyvPA1qbntgfo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4ac892decc6f2112463262f476b98b2e/tumblr_mgh0vvyvPA1qbntgfo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d6f5c7cba58cd212d4fd42cb334cd0bc/tumblr_mgh0vvyvPA1qbntgfo6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f6d1cb5e358355caa25d15e60dd3591/tumblr_mgh0vvyvPA1qbntgfo7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/04bb5d3c454dbb9795f5bedc45bad4ef/tumblr_mgh0vvyvPA1qbntgfo8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ef241ffedc5200b0485bc35474578f8f/tumblr_mgh0vvyvPA1qbntgfo9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/17cd46277b7d345ddb0b7db3dd39cba5/tumblr_mgh0vvyvPA1qbntgfo10_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’ve just found that I can use webcam effects on my laptop and I’m crying.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/40262011707</link><guid>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/40262011707</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2013 17:07:07 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>moviesludge:

I tell you there’s something on the wing! It’s...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldcxbpvWHE1qdezf9o1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://moviesludge.tumblr.com/post/2197337491/i-tell-you-theres-something-on-the-wing-its" target="_blank"&gt;moviesludge&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I tell you there’s something on the wing! It’s some kind of gorilla man!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/40092494433</link><guid>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/40092494433</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2013 13:52:38 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>rachieleigh:

hi dere
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpj5h7UOPy1qiio1so1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rachieleigh.tumblr.com/post/9069837811/hi-dere" target="_blank"&gt;rachieleigh&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;hi dere&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/40092332216</link><guid>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/40092332216</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2013 13:48:05 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu3d9nFubF1qhrcvmo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/40092315331</link><guid>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/40092315331</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2013 13:47:36 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5w6epuPxh1qehip2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5w6epuPxh1qehip2o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5w6epuPxh1qehip2o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/40092280708</link><guid>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/40092280708</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2013 13:46:37 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>I&amp;#8217;m trying to save my parents some money so for my birthday I&amp;#8217;m asking for stuff I need...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m trying to save my parents some money so for my birthday I&amp;#8217;m asking for stuff I need for uni and I think this is possibly the saddest list I&amp;#8217;ve ever made:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;An Italian textbook&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Peppermint tea&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Coffee&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Dried fruit and nuts &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Umbrella&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Vitamin tablets&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Febreeze &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Slippers&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Alcohol?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Felt tips &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s gonna be a wild one this year.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/39611570131</link><guid>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/39611570131</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2013 01:01:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Well I was not expecting that.
Apparently I&amp;#8217;ve lost just over half a stone since going to...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Well I was not expecting that.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Apparently I&amp;#8217;ve lost just over half a stone since going to uni. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/39124780192</link><guid>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/39124780192</guid><pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2012 13:36:25 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>I’m proud of my wrapping skills this year.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4d501a564204408588ad068e308d25a9/tumblr_mfjwm5Itwe1qbntgfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’m proud of my wrapping skills this year.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/38735922366</link><guid>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/38735922366</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2012 19:54:05 +0000</pubDate><category>He'll never guess what it is</category></item><item><title>It&amp;#8217;s nice to be home but I didn&amp;#8217;t think I would be this bored this quickly. </title><description>&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s nice to be home but I didn&amp;#8217;t think I would be this bored this quickly. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/38004292922</link><guid>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/38004292922</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2012 20:23:59 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mea6e2M9bd1qzqao6o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/38003590433</link><guid>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/38003590433</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2012 20:13:58 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8b86irquE1qb9pa3o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/38003579937</link><guid>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/38003579937</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2012 20:13:49 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Today is a busy day. I have to:
- Hand in my coursework
- &amp;#8216;Av a seminar which I really...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Today is a busy day. I have to:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Hand in my coursework&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- &amp;#8216;Av a seminar which I really haven&amp;#8217;t prepared for&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Hand back my library book and pay the fine&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Do some washing&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Revise for Italian&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Go costume shopping in town&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- See 2 houses&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Go to the italian social for a bit&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Come back and get ready&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Play The Texas Rangers Drinking Game&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Go a Union&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and all on limited sleep. WOAH.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/37781458198</link><guid>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/37781458198</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2012 10:52:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>I&amp;#8217;ve regressed back to a child. I just nearly wet myself from laughing too much and threw up...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;ve regressed back to a child. I just nearly wet myself from laughing too much and threw up from eating too many sweets.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;University has broken me.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/37589984853</link><guid>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/37589984853</guid><pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2012 22:44:11 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb5b442dhT1rrizx9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/37291171737</link><guid>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/37291171737</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2012 23:31:36 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mekc4j6oKg1qfj180o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/37291078542</link><guid>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/37291078542</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2012 23:30:23 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>itseatingmeup:

Adam Buxton, ladies and gentlemen.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meawl1gPW31rxx0e2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itseatingmeup.tumblr.com/post/36876223690/adam-buxton-ladies-and-gentlemen" target="_blank"&gt;itseatingmeup&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Adam Buxton, ladies and gentlemen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/36880781197</link><guid>http://thepervert.tumblr.com/post/36880781197</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2012 14:59:39 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
